Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The clock

The clocked winked as the man was getting ready to take out the target. The target is a middle aged male, probably 35-40 years old. The assassin is standing at the top of the building with his scout tactical sniper rifle. The target has been spotted.. The assassin has no fear, no regrets as he takes the shot. The target is down. His life is lost in a matter of seconds. The assassin walks away.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Your gonna catch a cold.. from the ice inside your soul. dont come back for meee who do you think you areeee.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

i once dreamed about..

I had a dream i was in the car when a drunk driver hit me. I was like what is going on man. The person was so drunk he didnt even know what was going on. i took a closer look at the man.. and saw myself. I drunken wreck. I got down on my knees in greef. I was the drunk driver. So i dipped through the houses running as fast as i can. 5-0 was on my tail but they cant do nothing. people are like wow he would run. Then i turn the corner and im gunned down right there on the spot. but i feel no pain, i only taste blood and gravel.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Brain storm

The world is coming to an end. People are immortal.
The asian guy in the picture is advertising his shoe. He thinks hes cool driving around in his shoe car. People are looking at him and wondering what hes doing.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Pirates

I was sailing From Somalia my boat was raided by Omar and his pirate crew. Omar is a well known pirate because of the soars on his lip and his lack of getting girls. He asked for my money and anything useful to him. I Told him he can sail his way back to samolia and tell his pirate mom to go ride a goat. Omar threw a punch at me but I thought it was a fly biting my or something so i didnt Pay much attention. He grew angry, he pulled out his pirate sword and damanded my belongings. I then got tired of his crap and threw his Samolian pirate self off my boat along with his boys. They couldnt swim and the sharks came in. Omar said," please help me ill do anything!". I simply replied," Sorry, your too ugly to keep alive". They were eaten by the sharks. I went on their boat and stole all of their stolen property and made my way home with my wife and son. Life has never been so good. I will never forget The day the ugly pirate raided my boat and thought he was somthing when really he coulnt even bench plates. Wow.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Kittin and the box

Random picture

The great rabbit has been captured and will now be eaten. we have been search for food for weeks. This rabbit will fill us up and give us strength to carry out our day. People ask, "where did you find a rabbit of that size". I simply tell them that im a man of great findings. I can find anything that can be found. The rabbit was very large, like half the size of my body. People search there whole lives for a rabbit like this but i found it in a matter of minutes. Thats whats up, not many poeple can just do that ya know.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Fiction C

Charlie sheen is trying to find the little fat kid(forgot his name) from two and a half men. He looks everywhere and cant decide where he would be. He looks in the garage to maybe find where he is. He finds him eating donuts in the corner. Charlie is like yo what the heck bro. He doesnt know what to say other then im sorry for eating your donuts. charlie takes the donuts and walks into the house. Charlie is also a slow typer which is why everyone is ahead of him. But who cares what poeple think, its not like typing fast will get you laid. anyways im still typing and im not sure what to talk about. I guess i should continue to talk about Charlie Sheen and the donuts. So Charlie love donuts. He needs them everyday he wakes up in the morning. well thats all i gotta say pce.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Paper shredder

I am being hanged for killing the mayors daughter. Who cares about that bewitted witch. She was just a petty mutt sent from the evil underground. She had to be killed, and I shall be hanged for it. These are my last seconds of life and I have no hate. I have completed my task and god is with me. 3, 2...., 1 and the rope falls. I am hanging there like a fish out of water flopping around, Crying in my mind but saying nothing. I see red and stars as a blackout... My life is over but a new begining has begun. I fall in the paper shredder because I am a piece of paper.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Marian Bartsch and Joey Catsalgi met on his first day of work....

 Marian Bartsch and Joey Catsalgi met on his first day of work to discuss why the marijuana stash was missing. Of coarse nobody fessed up because thats just how they are. Joey was brought into a private room to discuss where the missing marijuana stash went. He of coarse told him.. " Bin laden stole it and gave it to Mr. Gerber". Well then.. says bill. "someones gonna get whacked yo. The mob is not to be messed with. Marian might have an idea where he may be.. " I saw Mr. Gerber in the parking lot doing his taxes" The don of the mob say, " yeah huh im so buying that you pathetic dog!!" She begins to cry with constant tears. The building blows up and everyone dies. the end

Friday, March 4, 2011

If I were to die

If i were to die I would take out all my money in my bank and throw it off a bridge. to feel like im rich. I would then go talk to my girlfriend and break the news.. she would cry i would be like well, there is something you can do to make a dying man happy;) . then i would talk to my parents and see what they would want me to do. One thing ive always wanted to do was go over 100 miles per hour all the way down cedar, then get on to 494 and race all the way down, weaving through traffic. That would be sickk.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Villanelle

Times are changing fast and I don't know what to do
Sometimes i am happy sometimes I am lonely
Its hard to give up memories and I bet you feel that way to

People are getting older the question is not who
I hope I can get past my old memories, hopefully
Old memories are hard to give up I don't know what to do

Used to travel with my dad sometimes drove, maybe flew
Sometimes did good things or maybe things less holy
People go through struggle and I know you do to

Went on camping trips, would hike and canoe
Everything was fast paced, never done slowly
would always swim hard, like the fishes do

Play video games at his house, also drink mtn dew
Always be awake, would sleep rarely
Sleep was never done by myself as well as my bros to

Dad was always there for me through sickness like the flu
Would always compliment me even if I looked sickly
Its hard to give up memories I don't know what to do
Times are changing fast, I bet you feel that way to.

10 most important moments in my life

1. Times I have spent with my dad.
2. Getting my first job.
3. Made 1000 dollars.
4. Got into my first fight.
5. Got my first A on a test.
6. Had a B average.
7. Bench 225 once.
8. Learned how to read.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Etheree

Where time shows faith in the most special ways
Sophisticated times make it hard
The intelligence of myself
A reflection of strength
Criticizing me
Cant handle it
Lonliness
Circles
Me.

How ridiculous I was as a..

How ridiculous I was as a todler.. Many people were worried that I would grow up to be some crazy kid. One time I drenched myself in suger water. I was a sticky mess. so silly and goofy I was as an infant. Truth was I was trying to clean the kitchen and I for whatever reason decided to use sugar water. My mom twist like an octoplus when she saw what I did. I was like yo not my fault maybe you should lable it sugar next time. My mom was like your right.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

K Y L E H U M P H R I E S

Kyle Humphries is a crazy man indeed so they say.
Young and bold he is.
Liked amoung most people.
Everyone has heard of me.
Has anyone not heard of me??
Uhhh i dont think so.
Much is to be learned from a man like myself.
Perhaps you would like to hear a few things??
Happy to let you know.
Reasons to give would be because you need my help.
Instead of holding it in perhaps lets talk?
Everlasting joy may be reached by me.
So what is it gonna be?