The clock

The clocked winked as the man was getting ready to take out the target. The target is a middle aged male, probably 35-40 years old. The assassin is standing at the top of the building with his scout tactical sniper rifle. The target has been spotted.. The assassin has no fear, no regrets as he takes the shot. The target is down. His life is lost in a matter of seconds. The assassin walks away.

Your gonna catch a cold.. from the ice inside your soul. dont come back for meee who do you think you areeee.

i once dreamed about..

I had a dream i was in the car when a drunk driver hit me. I was like what is going on man. The person was so drunk he didnt even know what was going on. i took a closer look at the man.. and saw myself. I drunken wreck. I got down on my knees in greef. I was the drunk driver. So i dipped through the houses running as fast as i can. 5-0 was on my tail but they cant do nothing. people are like wow he would run. Then i turn the corner and im gunned down right there on the spot. but i feel no pain, i only taste blood and gravel.

Brain storm

The world is coming to an end. People are immortal.

The asian guy in the picture is advertising his shoe. He thinks hes cool driving around in his shoe car. People are looking at him and wondering what hes doing.

Pirates

I was sailing From Somalia my boat was raided by Omar and his pirate crew. Omar is a well known pirate because of the soars on his lip and his lack of getting girls. He asked for my money and anything useful to him. I Told him he can sail his way back to samolia and tell his pirate mom to go ride a goat. Omar threw a punch at me but I thought it was a fly biting my or something so i didnt Pay much attention. He grew angry, he pulled out his pirate sword and damanded my belongings. I then got tired of his crap and threw his Samolian pirate self off my boat along with his boys. They couldnt swim and the sharks came in. Omar said," please help me ill do anything!". I simply replied," Sorry, your too ugly to keep alive". They were eaten by the sharks. I went on their boat and stole all of their stolen property and made my way home with my wife and son. Life has never been so good. I will never forget The day the ugly pirate raided my boat and thought he was somthing when really he coulnt even bench plates. Wow.

Kittin and the box