Alliteration (late)

The tree is tall and tough to take down,
He hates to have had his son do it,
To save the smiling tree is so small with a frown,
As he aims the axe to accurately accelerate the hit.
The tree is timed and to old to try and keep,
why would I worry about what is worth for the tree?
goodbye good tree great love good speak,
so sorry so sad to end such super fun Mr. sir/he

Metaphor (late)

Life hasn't always been a scoop of ice cream
Its had it downs as well
I have dealt with with my hammer and nails
Sometimes I was the hammer sometimes I was the nail.
I have been a needle in a haystack,
A mouse in a cornfield,
A bird without wings,
And a car without gas.
people ask why,
but i have nothing to say,
the devil is not with me,
but his tail is to stay

Simile (late)

1. My homework is like the devil because it burns my eyes when i look at it.
2. My ice cream is like a blizzard because it freezes my mouth into ice.
3. Haircuts are like a trimming the tree.
4. My girl is like and flaming oven because she ready to go off on me about how we never "talk".
5. Spring is like a flower because it smells beautiful with delight.

Shape

I

can

maybe

think of

why I need!

to do this work.

Because i need to pass

this class and I need to get

an english credit to pass high

school and get my diploma.

Everybody knows that

Eastview High is

The most worst

Place to be

Ever!!!!

Hahah

ya

the house was made of

The house was made of pointy needles. You would have to squint to see one of the needles. The little kids were playing in from of the house as they sang twinkle twinkle little star. The kids, just juvinile and so young.. They came from the county freak show this morning on the wobbly wagon from hell. Gabby and jack their names are.. So young and so innocent. Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of york, and all of the clouds that lour'd apon our house. Many people know of this as shakespears nonsense, but to me it defines these.. lovely children. Do i shake the darling buds of may?? For I am a kings son and a slap apon self.

sonnet

The poeple do say that i am the one
Thee you say not, shall be slain like a rock
I am the king of all, you are my son
I will always back it up, you're all talk
You think you are class, to me you are swine
I love Candy in my chocolate shop
Man stop talking your making me less kind
You are just a frog so leave with a hop
Dillon doesnt like this class but oh well
This morning I ate some eggs for breakfast
You would love to have eggs huh, I can tell
This sonnet was not very good much less
Thats right i dont care
thats right just keep the stare

Three people i would invite

I would invite Justin bieber just so i can dismiss him as soon as he enters my house. I would also invite Salena Gomez and keep her at my house to make Justin Bieber jealous. I would lastly invite raymond proo so we can get it on with salena. These are the three people I would invite.

assonance

The Lucky Ducky is fluffy and scruffy
To chirp and chuckle to hop and flop
So little and likable the ducky is funny
The ducky grows old so it is told
He loves to run and when he sees the gun
he tries to fly and and gets shot and dies
where did the ducky go? i dont know:P
Nobody seems to care the ducky isnt anywhere
Without a shrug he was hit by the slug
the shooter had got him but the ducky was rotten
he was thrown in the brush without even a fuss
Another ducky is born lets see whats in store

Scared

When I was little many things would get me scared. Like the movie snow white and the 7 dwarfes. That movie was so scary. Like the part with the witch, what kinda sick freak makes movies like that honestly.. Another time was everytime my mom or dad got pulled over by the 5-0. Police scared me but I guess thats sorta understandable to anyone. My dad had a pound of illegal substance on him so he was detained and arrested. It was a very sad moment of my life because I didnt understand why. One thing I was always scared of was the dark. The dark always freaked me out because I would think someone or something was always watching me. Theres something about the darkness that makes me thing something is hiding.

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ok so i figured out something to write about. My girlfriend is texting me say something is wrong with me when theres nothing wrong with me at all. like cmon, girls worry about stuff way to much. they are like emotional bubbles waiting to pop. many shicks in this school are like that. I wonder what this world would be like without emotional girls.. no wars.. no poverty.. no crime. A great life . yes, a great life. Girls always complain about themselves to.. especially the hott ones. its like ok your alright looking, you dont need to babble one and on about how one of your curles it shorter then the other. but what gets me the most.... when girls complain about having short eyelashes. are you serious who cares about your stupid eyelashes like cmon woww. grow up girls. i mean look at me.. im grown up. i dont bable about my eyelashes do i.. do i.. no thats right. if your eyelashes are to long go starve for a week that will make you feel better.

Childhood memory

My best childhood memories was when I spent time in Utah. My family are all mormon so of coarse we go to Utah every year. My dad always made Utah fun because he was funny and was never scared to spend money. We would go to the shooting range, fishing, and much more. I remember the mountians being tall and beautiful. The last time I was there was when i was 10 years old. I hope I can return there soon and see my grandparents because they are the best people on earth no homo.

Sense of Time

December
December is white
The color of snow and frost
Feels like sheer cold within
Slow as ice
Smells like sugas and spice
Tastes like cold eggnog
December is slow but full of fun

Cinquain

Kyle
Kyle is so Cool
Kyle is very cold
Kyle will get a drink of milk
The end

10 min of random writing

I cant think of anything to write other then about how raymond isnt in class today. I saw him this morning so im not sure what happened. Maybe he was attacked or something who knows. I think maybe Ray got into a fight and thats why hes not here. He has Mr. Gerbers class 1st hour so that must explain it.. He probably got into a fight with Mr. Gerber. He told me about how Gerber would always mess with him and be hard on him so I think Raymond snapped. Now that Raymond isnt here he cant show me the song im supposed to do. My song is going to be unnexpected by most. When people see me they probably think I listen to rap or alternative. The song I am doing is hardcore opera. It is considered "epic" by most gamers. I wonder what it would be like getting into a fight.

I wake up..

I wake up and try to take a deep breath, but the deeper the breath the more severe the pain. The ground is hard beneath my back, and I feel a dull pain in my arm. MY heart is about to explode as I see Mr. Gerber in my house looking at me. I ask him," Why are you in my house you sick freak". He responds,"Im crazy and have no life so im here to kill you.. Plus I have a pedifile beard what do you expect." He stabs me and i am doomed to death as I bleed out on the dark lavender sheets. As Mr. Gerber leave he steals my bed sheets and sniffs them (I know very strange but again, what do you expect).

Best friend

My best friend is raymond proo. Him and I would do a BTS(bomb the stall) just about everyday our freshman year. One time we grabbed 5 filled water ballons and threw them in a stall while someone was taking a crap. The person would get all wet and raymond and I would dipset. That was the funniest moment of my life. One time him and I walked in a bathroom planning to do a BTS. As we threw the waterbottle in the stall, some random asain attacked us and threw raymond and simon on the ground. I had to get away, the asain was like 300 pounds. Raymond and i never did BTS again aftar that.

Change

The
Days
Grow
Warmer.

The
Nights
Get
Shorter.

The
weeks
pass
by.

The
ice
turns
to
water.

The
people
become
happy

To do list before death

1. Jump off a 60 foot cliff.
2. Eat raw lamb.
3. Run across the country.
4. Bench 4 plates.
5. Get maried.
6. Buy a BMW 335i
7. Do 2 chicks at the same time.
8. Have a salary of 100,000 a year.
9. Go to somewhere other then the United States.
10. Go to Sam Leon's concert.

AA BB A

Justin Bieber is not very cool,
Justin Bieber is a Stupid fool,
He has a big head,
Yeah you heard what I said,
Justin Bieber is a stupid tool.

10 years from now

Today ive woken up to my alarm clock. It is time to go to work. My kids are asleep and I am letting the dog out and making coffee. It is a nice warm moring in california and i am excited to go to work. I am driving to work and looking at all the palm trees and birds. This place is very beautiful and im lucky to live here with my family. My friend raymond is a slab and works for me. I am thinking about firing him because he shows up late everyday. Again, what a slab. I am excited to fire raymond because the look on his face will be priceless. My house costs about 300,000 dollars and im still making payments. I am also still making payment on my nissan 350z and BMW 335i. Life is great here in California.

Ode to life

Oh life Oh life you are so long,
Life you have many ups and downs ,
Many people say life is easy,
Some say life is hard.

Many go through struggle and hardship,
However people become better through hardship,
This life is tough ,
This life is hard.

I wake up for school and endure boredom,
I come home from school and do homework,
I struggle to fall asleep,
I wake up the next morning.

This life is a struggle,
But only temporary,
This life is hard,
But will only get better.

I love life,
A chance to do good,
Life is good,
Its good to get a second chance.

Thank you

Thank you mom for the many things youve done for me. You have always been there and helped me through struggle. you always buy me good food and do all the work. im always lazy and make messes but you clean it up and im thankful for that. Last night a spilled food everywhere and you cleaned it up for me. thank you mom

What i wanna learn :P

In this class i would like to learn how to write more unique and improve my writing skills.